Perverted Plumbers
The first plumbers must have been perverts.Did you ever notice the names of plumbing parts.
First off: there are MALE and FEMALE pipes, fittings, and other stuff.
Then, there are lots of NIPPLES. Heck, plumbers love NIPPLES, they carry boxes and boxes of NIPPLES around with them. They even have their racial choices:
there are black nipples, and white nipples, silver nipples, and even plastic ones.
Of course some of those plumbers must have been gay, because they have drain COCKS, and all sorts of other COCKS.
However, the one that gets me the most are those BALLCOCKS. Now, come on... Isn't that just a bit too descriptive.
Heck, I recall walking into a hardware store to buy one of those things, and this young girl walks up to me, and says "can I help you"?
Heck, I was too embarrassed to tell her what I wanted, fearing I'd get slapped if I told her.
I just told her to point out the plumbing department. However, she took me over there, and again asked me what I needed....
Good grief, I couldn't tell her, so I grabbed a pipe nipple, and told her "this is what I need", and checked out. I ended up leaving that store without the ballcock I needed for my leaking toilet, and bought a piece of pipe I had no use for.
Of course, there are also BALL valves, NUTS, SCREWS, and RUBBERS too....
So, the next time you go to a plumbing store, be sure to tell the cutest clerk that you want a pair of ball valves, a ballcock, and some black female nipples.
Then ask her to screw the black female nipples into the male threads on the ballcock, and attach the ball valves to the bottom.
When she is done with that, ask if she inserted some rubbers before she screwed the thing....
That ought to be enough to get a good slap, or maybe 5 years and a fine....
Of course, she might take this all in fun, and the two of you will rub ELBOWS.
WYE, you could even end up PLUGing her, COUPLING, or letting her wear your CAP. If you really hit it off, and the two of you PUMP each other, you could join in matrimony, and have a very happy UNION !!!
So much for plumbing sex, but one word of caution.
Before screwing anything, be sure use some DOPE on both the male and female parts.
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posted by Webfairy at 1/03/2005 08:02:00 AM
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